Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Sam: No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Sam: No hair, sir.
Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Sam: "HIJKLMNO".
Teacher: What?!
Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Sam: I is .....
Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ...."
Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26 alphabets"
Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on the other, what would I have?
Class: Big Hands!!!!!!
